I don't know if any of you awesome peeps have ever seen Entourage, but there's a part on the show when the boys go to Las Vegas. Johnny Drama wants pretty much nothing more than to get a massage from this masseuse, who gave him the best massage he's ever had. Of course, this masseuse is a guy. Does that matter to Johnny? Hell no. In fact, he goes ( Read more... )

THINGS THAT I SHOULD BE DOING
but am not, because Coulson is being dry in my brain

1. Working on my Avengers of Oz fic. Out of all of the various Avengers fics I'm working on, I'm babying this one the most because it's seriously making me giggle every time I think of Steve with sparkly red boots on. Plus I turned Bruce into Toto, which amuses me ( Read more... )

A few days ago silviakundera wanted all of the crack. Since I'm just seeing this now, days later, I don't know whether or not it'll bring her some smiles, but I thought her list was fun and fantastic regardless, so I decided to go for it. Threw some links in there, just in case you were wondering how I did it.

Top 10 Strangest Plot Devices that someidiot Has ( Read more... )

Until that day happens, have just under 3k of some Inception/Avengers crossover, inspired by this amazing post from tumblr.

Title: Inception of the Marvelous MindFandom: Avengers-Inception fusion ( Read more... )

And sometimes you just want to be all "hey, somebody write me fic please!" And not just any fic, oh no.

I want Clint Barton to be bros with Steve Rogers ( Read more... )

So, it's been a while since I've posted anything of value. Fair warning: I'm not about to post anything of value today, either ( Read more... )

There are things that I want. Things that, unfortunately, I cannot buy.

One of them has to do with Danny Williams and his ridiculous hair bending Steve McGarrett over the smart table in the H50 headquarters. Possibly while somebody watches and is more shocked and for fucking oncedoesn't actually get off on it. Actually, the only option really ( Read more... )

There might be something wrong with me, but I want the fic where Steve comes home one night to his sister "getting back at him" for the whole loud sex with Catherine thing by having her own extremely loud sex... only with Danny.

( Oh, look. I fake-wrote a story! )

I'm not gonna lie. Everyone already tells me this enough as it is. This is for the Hawaii Five-0 Blowout. WE ARE TAKING OVER LJ AND WE MEAN SRS BSNS.

( You and Your Issues )

...I went and squealed over the pending H50 Blowout and, typically, couldn't wait. So you get two fics from me in one day, because Scotty C and Alex Oface ate my fucking brain. Bastards.

Title: I'M NOTON A BOAT, MOTHERFUCKER ( Read more... )